That's right. My wife is pregnant.

In other news, here's a clip from an awesome IM conversation that I had with someone today. I've hidden the names to protect the innocent.

Me: something something.

Them: That's awesome. That totally made my dad.

Me: Made your dad?

Them: Day. Sorry, typo. Give me a bread.

Sheri is becoming uncomfortable to the point where she is actively trying to induce labor.

Here is a video of the most popular method: