Alright, for this week's celebrity twin, I decided to put myself on the butcher's block. But I need some sincere feedback. First of all, here I am, sporting my long hair.



Now I've been told in the past that I look a lot like this guy:


You wanna hear a sad story? Someone once told me that I'm reminiscent of old Mr. Costanza not because of his or my looks, but because of my charming personality. They fell off a cliff and died, though, so...

I'll put it to you. Do I look like the guy above, or the guy below?



Don't you just love the sweet fade-in, circular border on this pic? Colm Meany, you can beam me up any time.