I'd like to start a public forum. There are, as pictured above, chemical products in the world. Seeing how all tissues of the body are not created equal, some of these chemicals, when applied to a more sensitive place on the skin, tend to burn a little. Or a lot. I found out yesterday one more sensitive spot on my skin when I made the egregious error of applying such a product where I shouldn't in an effort to cover up the fact that I hadn't showered. Let's just say putting on a shirt this morning was a painful chore. I'd like to see some replies of people who have had similar experiences. Partly just to make myself feel less stupid, partially so we can all share some good laughs.

Example: I worked several years ago in the pits below LDS Hospital in Salt Lake City where a very unique coworker of mine often showed me his recent battle scars. One day, after either a bike wreck or a fistfight with his landlord, he came to work with a nasty raspberry all up and down his forearm.
"Ouch. Don't you want to disinfect that or something?"
"Nah, I took care of it."
"Oh really? What did you do?"
"Well I was out of Neosporin, so I just Febreezed it."
"Ah."