Here's a strange dream story:

Recently I've found out that I'm one of those people who can count sheep to help me sleep. And it really helps.

So the other night I wake up at some unknown hour unable to fall back asleep. So I try to do the usual, but this time, instead of sheep, my brain starts counting something else: everything that I could possibly imagine wearing a t-shirt.

It started with a sheep in a t-shirt
Then it was a dog in a t-shirt
then a bear
Then a table
Then a tree
Then something else...

I have no idea why.

ps- I think my office building is haunted. The past three times I've gone up the stairs something has followed me that I can't see.