Here's the new craze in lawn care: Taoist Gardening! Simply let the nature found in your backyard take its course, and miracles will happen. For example.
Here's a picture of our backyard when we moved into our apartment. Bare, sandy, rather non-inviting.

Here's a picture of it now, lush, green. Yes, that's Ash's tail you can see behind that jungle, there.
Well wouldn't you know, after four months of not caring for our lawn, look at some of the taoist magic that has happened:



Okay, not really.

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