Embarrassing moment of the week:
So I put my daily energy drink in the freezer this morning, thinking about how great it would be to have a slurpee with my lunch. Well, as always happens, I forgot about it, and the thing froze - not completely, but not far from it.
Anyway, so I'm in my office shaking and rolling this thing around, and I open it up so that I can push in the little bit of frozen energy drink from the lid so as to access the melted guarana and passionfruit goodness inside. What did I forget? That the thing was full to capacity, and I mean CAPACITY, as in not even a little air bubble under the lid as usually happens with bottled drinks, and so when I pushed in the little cylinder of ice, a jet of orange liquid covered me, my desk, and my chair, in such a way that it now appears that I had an "accident" on my jeans and on my chair. Oh, the shame.
The good news is that there's still 85-90% of the home made slurpee left to enjoy.
In other news, do you know who I saw on the news yesterday? Talk about an unlikely pair of people to be sitting next to each other, chatting: Jon Voight and Oliver North. What the?!?!?!?
So I put my daily energy drink in the freezer this morning, thinking about how great it would be to have a slurpee with my lunch. Well, as always happens, I forgot about it, and the thing froze - not completely, but not far from it.
Anyway, so I'm in my office shaking and rolling this thing around, and I open it up so that I can push in the little bit of frozen energy drink from the lid so as to access the melted guarana and passionfruit goodness inside. What did I forget? That the thing was full to capacity, and I mean CAPACITY, as in not even a little air bubble under the lid as usually happens with bottled drinks, and so when I pushed in the little cylinder of ice, a jet of orange liquid covered me, my desk, and my chair, in such a way that it now appears that I had an "accident" on my jeans and on my chair. Oh, the shame.
The good news is that there's still 85-90% of the home made slurpee left to enjoy.
In other news, do you know who I saw on the news yesterday? Talk about an unlikely pair of people to be sitting next to each other, chatting: Jon Voight and Oliver North. What the?!?!?!?
posted by napalmbrain at
10:47 AM
1 Comments:
I love moments like those....especially when they happen at work. Unfortunately, I don't think my outfit can be complete on any given day without a little spilled food on it, or at least a previously-spilled food stain.
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